I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I’d just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway
– Jack Handey (via - My Favorite Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey) (via dazoid) Via danielmeltzer.com
Posted on Saturday June 27th
About me
"See, some day this will all be over. We’ll have husbands and children and dogs, and we’ll have to live responsibly. Comrades, today is not that day. And due to the ferocious nature of hangovers, I verily hope tomorrow is not that day either." - Ashley 5.28.09
