@Cucumberlube

I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I’d just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway

Anthropology professor: As you can see in this photograph, the chair, or throne, is supported by 4 human skulls. Now, I must ask you, what kind of a leader sits on a throne of skulls?

(Silence from students)

Anthropology professor: A badass, that’s who.